the world's most epic beard

Some call me Buzzard. My name is Cartel. I tour with metal and punk bands as a front of house sound engineer and sometimes I work as a cotton tech slinging t shirts. I have an amazing beard. Sometimes I take photos with my cellphone, sometimes I use one of the cameras I own, sometimes I remember to post them. Sometimes I post random stuff.
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ask the wizard! oh and btw, i'm a big sports fan. i am a supporter of Arsenal, The Florida Gators, The Detroit Red Wings, The Dallas Cowboys, The Boston Red Sox, and The Orlando Magic.

i trimmed my mustache.

part 2

gpoy

old shirt but one of my favorites.

how have i never posted this before?

because i always sing the crass tune Big A Little A when i see it.

Pictures from last night’s NBA All Star Weekend VIP Party.

Erica and I had a blast looking way out of place, but hey, open bar!

look what i found!

i thought that goth i dated for a day stole this.

Oldest shirt.

chris of profound lore records and myself.

These dudes.

old photo

new t shirt day.

thanks to my booking agent.

aida and me.

i hate unicorns.

doggy and me