the world's most epic beard

Some call me Buzzard. My name is Cartel. I tour with metal and punk bands as a front of house sound engineer and sometimes I work as a cotton tech slinging t shirts. I have an amazing beard. Sometimes I take photos with my cellphone, sometimes I use one of the cameras I own, sometimes I remember to post them. Sometimes I post random stuff.
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ask the wizard! oh and btw, i'm a big sports fan. i am a supporter of Arsenal, The Florida Gators, The Detroit Red Wings, The Dallas Cowboys, The Boston Red Sox, and The Orlando Magic.

azizisbored: DVR the Secret Stash version of my special at 1AM to see the RAAAAAAAANDY mini special uncut and uncensored. (The rest of the special is uncut and uncensored also). i’m so stoked i recorded both!  nice surprise to wake up to. yes, it is 3:16 pm.

azizisbored:

DVR the Secret Stash version of my special at 1AM to see the RAAAAAAAANDY mini special uncut and uncensored. (The rest of the special is uncut and uncensored also).

i’m so stoked i recorded both!  nice surprise to wake up to.

yes, it is 3:16 pm.