the world's most epic beard

Some call me Buzzard. My name is Cartel. I tour with metal and punk bands as a front of house sound engineer and sometimes I work as a cotton tech slinging t shirts. I have an amazing beard. Sometimes I take photos with my cellphone, sometimes I use one of the cameras I own, sometimes I remember to post them. Sometimes I post random stuff.
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ask the wizard! oh and btw, i'm a big sports fan. i am a supporter of Arsenal, The Florida Gators, The Detroit Red Wings, The Dallas Cowboys, The Boston Red Sox, and The Orlando Magic.

i’m thinking

since i turn 32 this October i want to put on a show.

Black Witchery

Black Anvil

Yob? Dark Castle?

i would hold it in florida.  orlando or tampa.

i just need some more ideas for bands to approach.

i’m saving the acid bath card for my wedding.  i’ll pay for them to reunite just for me.