the world's most epic beard

Some call me Buzzard. My name is Cartel. I tour with metal and punk bands as a front of house sound engineer and sometimes I work as a cotton tech slinging t shirts. I have an amazing beard. Sometimes I take photos with my cellphone, sometimes I use one of the cameras I own, sometimes I remember to post them. Sometimes I post random stuff.
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ask the wizard! oh and btw, i'm a big sports fan. i am a supporter of Arsenal, The Florida Gators, The Detroit Red Wings, The Dallas Cowboys, The Boston Red Sox, and The Orlando Magic.

i’m trying to watch twin peaks

the last time i watched this it was about 10 years ago.

so if i recall it is 1 pilot movie, 2 seasons and 1 movie that is a prologue and epilogue.

and all i can remember is that daddy did it.  and how much i dislike david lynch films.

oh also, the only character i give a damn about is a 17 year old student who wants to be a whore.

you can all unfollow me.