the world's most epic beard: Archive

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Mar 30th

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they paid the invoice

i have money! i can’t wait to buy heroin and crack!

Mar 30th

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thewhitechinchilla asked: Have you ever thought about getting in to the world of competitive bearding? Like, you could join Beard Team USA or enter the World Beard and Mustache Championships.

Mar 30th

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i just got the greatest email

copied to only 2 other people. i am now in talks with 4 people to get one of my dream tours on the road. I DON”T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW!!!

Mar 30th

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thedevilsbrandy asked: I've met him before. At Michigan Renaissance Festival! He does fantastic work.

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futurecorpses: Leviathan: fucking your ghost in...

Mar 29th

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my roommate did well at the open mic night

and then i got drunk. now i want to smoke crack and party.

Mar 29th

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doomeddeer-deactivated20110808 asked: I actually decided to start a one-man band too. Being a dutiful woman, I'm only using kitchenware as instruments (as I'm not able to play any actual ones anyway).
Though, I have to admit, your plan sounds a bit more reasonable.

Mar 29th

i've got it!

i’m starting a band. i will be the only real member. i haven’t decided if i will perform on stage or not. but i will compose the music and have session people/friends join me when i play live. we will be satanic and we will wear hoods and sunglasses like blasphemy. the end. i should also mention i have no musical talent. this is going to be the greatest scam ever.

Mar 29th

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