the world's most epic beard

Some call me Buzzard. My name is Cartel. I tour with metal and punk bands as a front of house sound engineer and sometimes I work as a cotton tech slinging t shirts. I have an amazing beard. Sometimes I take photos with my cellphone, sometimes I use one of the cameras I own, sometimes I remember to post them. Sometimes I post random stuff.
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ask the wizard! oh and btw, I'm a big sports fan. I am a supporter of Arsenal, The Florida Gators, The Detroit Red Wings, The Dallas Cowboys, The Boston Red Sox, and The Orlando Magic.

My best friend is the co-founder of this festival. I’m very proud of what he is doing in the Florida music scene. So let’s party tomorrow. BTW I’m all booked up.

My best friend is the co-founder of this festival. I’m very proud of what he is doing in the Florida music scene. So let’s party tomorrow. BTW I’m all booked up.

Do it.

Do it.

Summer 2004. #tbt

Summer 2004. #tbt

Chicago. October 25th.

Chicago. October 25th.

My nose is running. My eyes are watering. My Sudafed is expired. Someone bring whiskey.

My nose is running. My eyes are watering. My Sudafed is expired. Someone bring whiskey.

Bible verses are fun.

Bible verses are fun.

Night swimming.  (at Red Fox Lounge)

Night swimming. (at Red Fox Lounge)

Dis biatch.  (at The Lucky Lure)

Dis biatch. (at The Lucky Lure)

Hanging with my special ladies.

Hanging with my special ladies.

Back at it.  (at Red Fox Lounge)

Back at it. (at Red Fox Lounge)

I’m in the cage. 3 people paid. I’m going to BBQ to turn up after this.  (at Back Booth)

I’m in the cage. 3 people paid. I’m going to BBQ to turn up after this. (at Back Booth)

@floraandfauna1 did it again.

@floraandfauna1 did it again.

Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!

Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!

Sweet silk.  (at The Beacham)

Sweet silk. (at The Beacham)